So, what does this thing do? Maybe if I stare at it for a while it will do something on its own. Just keep staring, just keep staring. I'm not sure whose eyes I have yet, but they sure are looking green, no blue, maybe a little of both. Damn, I'm going to be a cute kid. That's what Mommy and Daddy tell me anyway.
I'll just smile a little to make Mommy and Daddy think they are funny. I'll never tell the truth. Anyway, by the time I can talk, I will have forgotten all about this.
There's that thing again. ......WHAT IS THAT.......whatever it is, it is really starting to bug me!!!
My beautiful wife. She just looks go great these days. I Love her to death.

Put the stupid camera down and change me Daddy!!! My diaper is soaked to the bone!!!

I can do that too, Mom. Listen to me!!